y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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