Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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