No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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