I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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