Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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