she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I think my nap took me to another dimension
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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