I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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