no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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