It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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