There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
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