Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
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