I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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