I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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