Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i dont even know how to be here
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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