im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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