i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
jump out the window naked night went bad
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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