nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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