Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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