Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Randomize
