I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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