YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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