im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
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