He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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