franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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