actually, I'm a sock model
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
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