If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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