doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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