I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
We had to coat check the pizza.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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