all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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