I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
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