Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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