my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
My cat gives me a boner
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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