cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
This house was built for laser tag.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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