waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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