I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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