At least make sure they are 18
Why
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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