ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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