Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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