what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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