dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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