Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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