I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
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