Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Randomize
