I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Randomize
