i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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