he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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