So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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