using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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