I wanna passion pit in your ass
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
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