all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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