I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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