it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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