That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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