Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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