Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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