do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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